I got this joke from a friend, so please bear with me.
An Israeli farmer, a Texan engineer, and Osama Bin Laden are walking across a desert field in Israel. They stumble upon an old oil lamp. The farmer dusts it off and a genie appears. The tells them "Gentlemen, I can only grant you each one wish". The Israeli farmer thinks about it, then says "I want this desert field to be mine and that it would be fertile so that I can grow food for my people and pass it on to my decendants". The genie asks him "Are you sure?". The farmer says "Yes". "It is so" the genie replies. Bin Laden then says "I demand a wall around Afganistan that is 5000 meters high and 5000 meters thinks and I returned there immediately". The genie again asks "Are you sure?". "Do it now" Bin Laden demands. "It is so" the genies sighs, and Bin Laden is gone. The Texan looks squarely at the genie and says "Before I make my wish, might I ask a question about one of the other wishes?". "Yes, you may ask" the genie says in reply. "That wall around Afganistan, I know its 5000 meters high and 5000 meters thick, but does it have any openings along it?" The genie replies "no". "Good" says the Texan, "Fill it with water". "It is so" the genie replies.
What I'd like to know is why C. Gerald Healey (my friend who supplied the joke) won't join the CFPA. He definately is somebody whom I feel could help. One detractor might be his lack of a computer and the desire to even own one. This definately rules out e-mail. Still, there must be a way to convince him to join. He would definately be a good asset to the party.
A man and his wife were arguing. He says " Why are you so beautiful and yet so stupid?" to which she replies, " Because God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me,...and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Gal. 4:16
